Bragging Boys

Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls them a poem, and they give him $50.00.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $1,000.00.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight guys to collect all the money.”